Chuck Norris in a Red Bandana on Michigan Avenue

I thought it was him, it's true.

He didn't just have the full, deep auburn beard, either. He was wearing a black karate Kung Fu outfit, of some sort. It was pretty amazing, and I half-expected him to Judo chop the cat that walked in front of him as he was going into the coffee shop. But he didn't, he was poised about it, reacted quickly by haulting his feet from their forward motion.

And that red bandana. At first I thought he was a hobo, but then I realized he was clean and had an earring (or perhaps two), so he was just... stylin' a different style. Bummy-Norris chic. That's what we'll call it.

I always see people that look like famous people, Chicagoans are famous for looking like they could be someone else. It's true. Look it up. We're all a buncha shape-shifters.

Tourists love it!