Seriously, Scion?

Yeah, okay, number one I got home a while ago and I was thinking about going to my computer, and I thought I needed to twirl my long hair to one side so it wouldn't get in way of the computer. But then, wait. I cut all my hair off. And it's gone. And it'll take me a million and three years to grow out again, and by the time it does I'll probably be sick of long hair again, but it might be nice to brush it and french braid it. Y'know, I'm listening to Party Favs on the Music Channel, and the first song was RHCP "Give It Away," and I was so happy I was listening to my own music, and now it's "Blinded Me W/Science" by... hold on, it's poetry in motion, Thomas Dolby, and in 1982 he played keyboards for Def Leoppard and shit -- Foreigner. Rock on, rocker!

I am in no state to be blogging right now. Only on to apparently solidify my creepy internet behavior, such as #1) opening and following through with my own blog, which the 1s and 0s of the cyber-abyss judge, and #2) paying for a profile on match.com... wow. Really? The last ridiculous drunken purchase was seasons 1-3 of Taxi (not even the whole series) one of my first nights out in Chicago this past summer, my cabbie had never heard of the sitcom, what since he was from an eastern African country and all. I have to admit, I was disappointed that I couldn't recollect and enjoy the comedic stylings of Andy Kauf(f)man(n) and Danny Devito with someone else... so I got home and click-ee-dee-clacked on amazon.com Used&More Used and zipp-ity-zap, I'm watching Tony Danza's tight ass (as Tony Banta) in some bell-bottoms... and Jeff Conway, man. That guy's had it rough. To think he and Travolta used to be the best of buds, and now Dr. Drew's telling him "No" J.C.... whoa. He's J.C. Where was this all going?

Yes. "Funky town." Speaking of. Has anyone ever heard of this, putting sneakers in the freezer? Seriously?! Seriously. Craigslist, what did you get me into in my roommate situation? I almost hate my house... action will be taken tomorrow? I was going to give him a day, I thought it was getting better. His mother came. And then the sneakers, the donut he ate, the beers he drank, the joy he stole out of my glorious apartment... I just don't want it to be the straw, breaking the back of the craziest, most aggrevating camel, ever, most flithy, and destructive was the word I was looking for.

Inappropriate. My apologies. This more than enough and then some. You keep it real. 10010 01011 01011010 101001001111100!!! 01010! 010111000! 11000?!? 10100011!!!

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